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| User: | hooper_x (320368)  Hooper's House of Insults and Pancakes
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| Name: | a perennial favorite among the collector community | |||||
| Website: | DANGER AWESOME RADIO. FUCKING LISTEN!!!!! | |||||
| Location: | DECK TOWN, Georgia, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1979-11-24 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  Death Hole Snake (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: |  Some Hard Facts, Persistent Rumors, and Unrelated Quotes About and Regarding Your Host: "There's a story behind every song, even if you stole it." - John R. Cash "Afraid? Heck, no! We're too darn ignorant to be afraid!" - Sam, "Sam and Max in Big Trouble On The Moon" "Only you, Hoop, could sound both this deep and this kooky all at once." - ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kellinator"All that shit that comes before the comments? That's just FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY." - inertiacrept"you fire rockets of funny at unsuspecting bystanders and the carnage is hilarious" - killhamster"You are a confection of fabulousness wrapped around a center made of beer and sweat and a horn section." - defenestration"Oh, we MEANT for everything to be completely fucking random with no rhyme or reason! It means we're awesome!" - Rock And Roll Confidential "You're as well-adjusted as a grown man with a toy collection the size of yours can realistically be." - J.S. Power "I'd imagine that any slash porn involving Hoop would somehow - and I have no idea how this would work - be Hoop/Hoop." - Rob Sabler "Either way, if I didn't know you for who you are, I'd think you were an asswipe. And that's just one of the many things I love about you." - in_the_blue"youre so normal looking it makes my bottom tingle. and you still look like you would backhand me if i asked nicely." - msstink"You any good at worrying? Y'see, I never learned how. After all, I'm only going to oblivion. You're going to Hell." - Death's Head "Being the coolest guy on the Internet is like being a gold medalist in the Special Olympics. It's nice, but you're still a fucking retard." -Me "I have photos. [Hoop] looks like the love-child of Suggs (from Madness) and Adrian Edmonson (from The Young Ones). Alas, he sings more like Edmonson..." - unsworn_nomore"I am the killer dressed in pilgrim's clothing. I am the hard to find station on the AM band. I am the white sky high over Tripoli. I am the landmine hidden in the sand." -The Mountain Goats, "Jaipur." "it's like you're a wall and you show up in unexplected places and all these little tennis ball people throw themselves at you angrily and bounce off creating an amusing hail of aimless confused balls" - lithrael"One day I'm gonna grow up and marry a boy like you-- protective, gentle-but-clumsy, generous, good-natured, kind, bear of a person, and I'm gonna be happy for the rest of my life. (He will also listen to ska.)" - D. "sir you are the fuzzy haired bear that every one loves.....to hate. I wish the seed that spawned your god awful mug was in the used condom I spotted in the park. I hope the next time I see your face it is gracing the pages of an obituary." - frankie of macon. "This is the internet, which is basically an enormous virtual German kink sex club holding a dildo convention sponsored by the International Victims of Tourettes Society. By comparison, the occasional F-bomb is like Sunday School." - Your Humble Editor, Gone & Forgotten "What seems like a mile away is only half as far. What seems like the only way shouldn't be that hard. Don't let your inhibitions drag you down. Don't let your inhibitions drag you down. It's a crazy feeling we just can't fight, and if the feeling's there, then I say we dance every goddamn night." -The Parka Kings, "Last Call" "You can go up to Hooper and be like "Hey, man, do you like ska?" and he'll go "Yeah!" and you can go all like "THAT SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!' all loud and then 10 minutes later you can go up to him again and be all "Hey, man, do you like ska?" and he'll say "yeah" AGAIN! You can do this all day! PLUS HE PLAYS WITH DOLLS AND DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT. Them's balls." - K. Thor Jensen "If LJ was Professional Boxing, you would be the undisputed Heavyweight Champion. Anyone foolish enough to enter into your domain and try to fuck with you emerges with a bruised ego and a bleeding asshole. Your entries themselves are short and not too revealing - you mostly just link to things you think are cool or dash off a few sentences about some pop culture item- but once the comments begin , the gloves come off and your true strength emerges - you are the most entertaining flame-warrior that I have ever witnessed in action." - lastoracle "Now that the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and worse is now worser, music fades further and how, and rightly. In comparison to all that goes on, music is worth nothing, especially when all on sale is shallow, conceited, foul tasting, non lasting, bubblegum. Music doesn't have to be this way; it just is. Of course it could never be really important or bring about any change, but it needn't necessarily be so proudly disposable... 'But let me tell you this......' I know that records give strength. I have heard records that inspire people (not scrambling musicians or groups) to BE who or whatever they choose. I own records that have the power to make me cry. Records to BE by or with - truly precious possessions. It is the ambition of the Midnight Runners to make records of this value." - Kevin Rowland "I love how the internet allows people like hoop, who would otherwise be a speck of a fucking dust in the corner of your house and at the back of your mind, to not seem so trivially mundane. The internet has this way of making extraordinarily ordinary people seem less boring. I mean really, the dude is a scifi convention fanboy who masturbates to the Transformers and George Lucas. Doesn’t that sound like every other loser who was ignored in your high school? He’s the type of guy you would expect to see fan pictures in his userinfo to ironically affirm his coolness. But I don’t think anybody in their right mind would want their face associated with this moron. So he settles for quotes declaring how funny he his. I’m still trying to figure that one out because this guy is about as funny as a Jerry Seinfeld impression. "you fire rockets of funny at unsuspecting bystanders and the carnage is hilarious" – [info]killhamster. Steve. Steve, man. Stevie, come on. If anything, he is the complete opposite and his journal could be democratic propaganda for abortion. The fact alone that he signs his entries and comments with a signature like he’s writing us a fucking internet letter is warrant enough for somebody to beat the utter shit out of him." - Some random gaywad. "You can kick my white dego ass, pal. I've seen you in person, and you're no prize yourself. You with your Lupin the 3rd sideburns and a freakin' cowboy hat have the balls to call _us_ dorks?!? Whenever you point at someone, you have four fingers pointing right back at you. My yarn TFs kick the shit out of your painted up spychangers anyday, and were winning BotCon art contests before you even ATTENDED a BotCon. So you can take your opinions of us and cram them straight up your pathetic ass. It's a shame that you're so insecure about your own personality that you have to pick on others to make yourself feel better. Fucking hypocrite. If you were really any better than us and had oh-so-many friends in the real world, you certainly wouldn't be dedicating so much free time to posting on all these websites. It's really no wonder so many people hate your guts. The only friends you'll ever have are snobby self-righteous dickholes that mirror yourself (like some of your RFC crew), and spineless wimps who kiss your ass in hopes they won't be picked on (like the remainder of the RFC crew). Get a fucking life, you pathetic piece of shit." - Tony Tuski (who makes transformers out of yarn for fun and possibly even profit) Hooper_X is the codename for SexSex World's daring, highly-trained one man special mission force! His purpose: Infiltrating LiveJournal, rooting out the idiotic, the insipid, and the pathetic, exposing their stupidity to make himself look big and cool by comparison! YO JOE! (hey, at least I'm fuckin' honest about it.)  AUDIOSCROBBLER. [EOM] | |||||
| Memories:: | 113 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 60 public | |||||
| Interests: | 150: #wiigii!, achewood, action figures, action girl comics, adding insult to injury, aggravated sodomy, anton maiden, arctic circle candy, army of darkness, ass kicken, bad movies, banditos, barry darsow, batman motherfucker!, beast wars, beating up the riddler, black belt jones, blaxsploitation, botar, brisco county junior, bruce campbell, bruce lee band, c. jack ellis, cannibal the musical, catch 22 (the band), catch 22 (the book), chris murray, clarence carter, cloaic lomo, crying while masturbating, daler mehndi, david cross, deez nuts, defenestration, derrick morgan, desmond dekker, dexy's midnight runners, disney characters committing suicide, dolemite, dr. ring-ding, dremel tools, el santo, evan dorkin, evil dead, exterminating mankind, fag doings, fight-man, final fight, fishbone, flogging molly, fuckin', g.i.joe, getting awesome, ghostbusters, goatse.cx, goth bashing, hard cider, hating fucking emo, hating pretty much everything, hobocam, hot hot sexengs, it's walky, japanese rabbit balancing, jerry reed, jew poon, joe don baker movies, john darnielle, johnny cash, kaiju big battel, king django, last plane to jakarta, leftover crack, leisure town, lonely killing, los straitjackets, making baby jesus cry, making fun of you, man... or astroman?, masturbating while crying, max weber, mexican wrestling movies, modok, mono puff, mu330, mystery science theater 3000, nascar, not being you, oatfuck, oolong the rabbit (rip), operation ivy, outkast, outlaw country, owen ray pugface, pain (the band), parka kings, pokey the penguin, portal of evil, prince buster, profane grandstanding, repo man, robots, rude girls, rudy ray moore, sam and max, sam raimi, self-immolation, sex sex world, shake hands with danger, six string samurai, ska, slow gherkin, small-town ska, smokey and the bandit, sociology, spectator shoes, streetlight manifesto, streets is watchin', stroking my ego, stumpfucking caveman, stupid internet memes, super-marionation, tank girl, the aquabats, the chinkees, the decepticonz, the fucking american way, the hippos, the honky tonk man, the last dragon, the mountain goats, the pixies, the planet smashers, the slackers, the story of ricky, the young ones, they might be giants, things i can't have, things i shouldn't have, things i'll never have, tilt, toots and the maytals, toy robots, transformers, trukk not munky, tunak tunak tun, venice shoreline chris, waylon and willie, westbound train, wold newton, zombies | |||||
| Schools: | Mercer University - Macon, GA (1997 - 2002) Georgia State University - Atlanta, GA (2004 - present) | |||||
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| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
