Alright, so back in the day, there was this alt.toys.transformers poster called Aaronrus, right? One day, he got bored and decided to ask the newsgroup if there were any *FINE* women reading. This resulted in a flamewar of epic retardedness, in which Aaronrus bragged about his eight inch cock, Mafia connections, sexual escapades at theme parks, and how fucking hardcore he was, as evidenced by his brutal deathmatches with mall security.
Things came to a big angry red gay head when he informed an actual-factual female a.t.t. poster that he could bring her around to his way of thinking, and in fact, he would have her "eating out of his lap" come BotCon. This led to the gayest insult ever from The Nixtr, pre-kiddieporn(?) and a very special episode of INTERNET POLICE!, starring Neale Davidson!
But beware, Transformer fans... Aaronrus will win! He ALWAYS gets the last word!
That is, until he decides that he wants to come back to a.t.t., so he blames the entire thing on his "younger brother". Nobody buys it.
And then... he was gone. Until about a year later, when he desperately needed roommates for BotCon 99. Unfortunately, everyone remembered him, sending him packing for a second (third?) time, resulting in a particularly charming DURNK POST, in which he expressed his innocence as well as his undying rage. He used to hang around the marketplace groups, trying to sell dubbed G1 episodes at ridiculous markups as late as 2004.
AARON RUSSELL, WE SALUTE YOU! YOU ARE A LEGENDARY TRANSFORMER FANDOM MORON! WEAR YOUR BADGE WITH HONOR!
-hx
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